Friday, 6 July 2012

THE TEN LEVELS OF FRIENDCEPTION

I would like to take you into ten Levels of Friendception 

Friendception (Level 1): When she first says you are more like a brother to me # chaiii


Friendception (level 2): When she feels very confident telling you about the guy she likes and wants your opinion about him

Friendception (level 3): when she introduces you to the guy she likes as her best friend ‪#sigh

Friendception (level 4): when she needs your help in getting the guy she likes a valentine or birthday gift. ‪#justplainharsh

The first 4 levels of Friendception can actually be gotten out of by doing either of these two things (1) end the friendship (drama style) (2) Friend zone her as well and repeat level 1 - 4 on her. and make her jealous. However she fit no jealous lol in that case ‪#issoraiiii

Once you enter Friendception level 5 and above, don't try to fight it. the more you do the deeper you sink :-( 

Friendception (Level 5):  when she takes you underwear shopping telling you to help her choose because you are a guy and you know what looks good #comeonnn

Friendception (Level 6): when she feels no harm while sleeping with you on the same bed #oneminutesilence

Friendception (Level 7): when she gets pregnant or gets dumped and she runs to you because ur always there for her #nowthashiicray

Friendception (level 8): Mum notices you guys are too close and then she tells mum it can never happen because your just friends #chaiiii

Friendception (level 9): she gets naked in front of you, she says "please hand me the towel" and doesn't even notice you #itisover

Friendception (level 10): Introduces you to her fiancee, then the wedding and asks you to give a speech #spoilthewedding hahahahahahaha


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3 comments:

  1. So which zone are you in lol

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  2. I am on level 11, which is the stage of friendception where you come to terms with it.And accept you can only be friends.

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  3. hahahahahahahahaha.....friend 11

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