Friendception (Level 1): When she first says you are more like a brother to me # chaiii

Friendception (level 2): When she feels very confident
telling you about the guy she likes and wants your opinion about him
Friendception (level 3): when she introduces you to the guy
she likes as her best friend #sigh
Friendception (level 4): when she needs your help in getting
the guy she likes a valentine or birthday gift. #justplainharsh
The first 4 levels of Friendception can actually be gotten
out of by doing either of these two things (1) end the friendship (drama style)
(2) Friend zone her as well and repeat level 1 - 4 on her. and make her
jealous. However she fit no jealous lol in that case #issoraiiii
Once you enter Friendception level 5 and above, don't try to
fight it. the more you do the deeper you sink :-(
Friendception (Level 5): when she takes you underwear shopping
telling you to help her choose because you are a guy and you know what looks good #comeonnn
Friendception (Level 6): when she feels no harm while
sleeping with you on the same bed #oneminutesilence
Friendception (Level 7): when she gets pregnant or gets
dumped and she runs to you because ur always there for her #nowthashiicray
Friendception (level 8): Mum notices you guys are too close
and then she tells mum it can never happen because your just friends #chaiiii
Friendception (level 9): she gets naked in front of you,
she says "please hand me the towel" and doesn't even notice you
#itisover
Friendception (level 10): Introduces you to her fiancee, then
the wedding and asks you to give a speech #spoilthewedding hahahahahahaha
So which zone are you in lol
ReplyDeleteI am on level 11, which is the stage of friendception where you come to terms with it.And accept you can only be friends.
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahahaha.....friend 11
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